Saturday, November 5, 2011

RaeAnn was looking through The Great Big Toys R Us Book for the 100th time when we heard her say "Where are those damn video games?!"
RaeAnn was changing into her pj's when she decided she really needed to pee. So she left her clean underwear and nightgown in the living room and ran to the bathroom...a couple minutes later she came out with toliet paper stuffed between her legs and I said "what in the heck are you doing?!" she said "I'm using this for underwear!!"
RaeAnn just ran out of her room screaming, Thurman went in there to see what was wrong...She said "Did you see the gorilla in there????"

Thursday, November 3, 2011

RaeAnn walked in on Thurman using the bathroom and she looked at him and said "What's that hanging out of your vagina?!?!"

(we've tried to explain to her numerous times the whole "girls have vaginas/boys have penises" I don't know if she just doesn't want to listen to us or still doesn't understand...she usually refers to penises as "wedgies" either way when Thurman told me what she said I DIED laughing!!!)

Monday, September 19, 2011

RaeAnn saw a polar bear weaing snow shoes and said "hey look he's wearing tennis [racket] shoes!"

Sunday, September 18, 2011

I was discussing my Halloween costume with RaeAnn and she says to me "Mom, that person doesn't have any zits so you're going to have to wear a lot of make up" --meanest thing she's ever said to me!!